Man Craps Himself
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It sure looks like the guy just crapped himself on live TV. I mean, I could be wrong, and I’m not privy to the inner workings of his pants (thank God), but what else would this be? We’ve all done that dance at some point in our lives when illness strikes. It’s just not usually while giving a Congressional press conference. Years after Swedish distance runner Mikael Ekvall crapped his shorts in the midst of a half-marathon, his photo still shows up on Facebook. You might’ve seen it with a ’fail’ caption or a.
PALM BEACH, Florida –
President Trump has spent most of his winter vacation golfing with friends and family at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, but on his latest outing, the President was caught with his pants up…when perhaps they should have been down.
According to photographers at the golf game, President Trump was on the 13th hole and right after teeing off, he let out “a massive, wet, drippy fart sound.”
“It was simultaneously hilarious and disgusting,” said Chris Robbins, the photographer who captured the immediate aftermath. “I wasn’t getting any really good shots throughout the day, but then I heard Trump rip one, really hard and really wet. I look over, and he has literally shit himself. It was made even more hilarious because, like most dipshit golfers, he was wearing stupid clothes – white pants!”
Robbins was able to get a great shot of the President being scurried away by a member of his staff and his caddy, with brown streaks running down the back of his pants.
“I honestly think this picture might win me a Pulitzer,” said Robbins. “It’s far and away the best thing I’ve ever taken. So many of the other guys bought me beers in the Mar-A-Lago club lounge after this photo was published, I could barely stand up. Hell, I almost shit myself.”
The President had no comment on the incident, and maintained that “it never happened.”Comments
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Nobody in the history of man has made it through their life without shitting themselves – it’s a right of passage.
Whether it’s when you’re a baby, ill or unfathomably drunk, at least one day is likely to be ruined by the accidental presence of poo.
A shopper was in this unfortunate situation recently, but instead of fessing up to his excrement, he made it much worse for himself.
Have a look at the video below:
Security camera footage from a supermarket in Turkey shows a man wandering around a local shop, appearing to look a little unsteady.
He walks up to the counter, stops, and shifts his legs – and drops a poo on the floor.
Obviously, his mind would be scrambling at this point. ‘What should I do? Should I tell the staff? Should I hide it?’
Well, the gentleman opted for the latter. He tries kick his droppings underneath of an ice cream refrigerator, of all places.
However, whether it was the poo’s moistness or the man’s heavy footing, he ends up smearing the shit across the floor like a brush stroke – not exactly Art Attack, is it?
When the staff member arrives at the counter to assist the gentleman with his shopping, the culprit appears to act completely innocent, gesturing to the clerk as if he doesn’t know where it came from. Think McLovin when he drops the beer in the liquor store in Superbad.Marathon Man Craps HimselfAsiaWire
The supermarket, based in the district of Karasu in the north-western Turkish province of Sakarya, is yet to comment on the video.Marathon Man Craps Himself
Naturally, people online aren’t pleased by the man’s faecal antics. One person wrote: ‘Has this man no shame? Dirty Git.’ Another wrote: ‘Feel bad for the cashier but that got a laugh out of me. How gross.’Man Hit So Hard He Craps Himself
If you’re caught in a situation like this, take the five minutes of shame – don’t hide it under the ice cream.
If you have a story you want to tell send it to UNILAD via [email protected]Man Craps Himself
After graduating from Glasgow Caledonian University with an NCTJ and BJTC-accredited Multimedia Journalism degree, Cameron ventured into the world of print journalism at The National, while also working as a freelance film journalist on the side, becoming an accredited Rotten Tomatoes critic in the process. He’s now left his Scottish homelands and taken up residence at UNILAD as a journalist.Man Craps Himself Running
*The Sun
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*Aug 01, 2019 After rinsing himself down in the public toilet, the man’s girlfriend drove him home to shower and change. Thankfully, his brother refused to restart the wedding without him there - but the bloke.
*Representative Jerry Nadler has a slippery experience in a recent press conference where he POOPS his pants and we have the exclusive hot mic from the p.
*Marathon Man Craps Himself
*Marathon Man Craps Himself
*Man Hit So Hard He Craps Himself
*Man Craps Himself
*Man Craps Himself Running
It sure looks like the guy just crapped himself on live TV. I mean, I could be wrong, and I’m not privy to the inner workings of his pants (thank God), but what else would this be? We’ve all done that dance at some point in our lives when illness strikes. It’s just not usually while giving a Congressional press conference. Years after Swedish distance runner Mikael Ekvall crapped his shorts in the midst of a half-marathon, his photo still shows up on Facebook. You might’ve seen it with a ’fail’ caption or a.
PALM BEACH, Florida –
President Trump has spent most of his winter vacation golfing with friends and family at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, but on his latest outing, the President was caught with his pants up…when perhaps they should have been down.
According to photographers at the golf game, President Trump was on the 13th hole and right after teeing off, he let out “a massive, wet, drippy fart sound.”
“It was simultaneously hilarious and disgusting,” said Chris Robbins, the photographer who captured the immediate aftermath. “I wasn’t getting any really good shots throughout the day, but then I heard Trump rip one, really hard and really wet. I look over, and he has literally shit himself. It was made even more hilarious because, like most dipshit golfers, he was wearing stupid clothes – white pants!”
Robbins was able to get a great shot of the President being scurried away by a member of his staff and his caddy, with brown streaks running down the back of his pants.
“I honestly think this picture might win me a Pulitzer,” said Robbins. “It’s far and away the best thing I’ve ever taken. So many of the other guys bought me beers in the Mar-A-Lago club lounge after this photo was published, I could barely stand up. Hell, I almost shit myself.”
The President had no comment on the incident, and maintained that “it never happened.”Comments
comments
Nobody in the history of man has made it through their life without shitting themselves – it’s a right of passage.
Whether it’s when you’re a baby, ill or unfathomably drunk, at least one day is likely to be ruined by the accidental presence of poo.
A shopper was in this unfortunate situation recently, but instead of fessing up to his excrement, he made it much worse for himself.
Have a look at the video below:
Security camera footage from a supermarket in Turkey shows a man wandering around a local shop, appearing to look a little unsteady.
He walks up to the counter, stops, and shifts his legs – and drops a poo on the floor.
Obviously, his mind would be scrambling at this point. ‘What should I do? Should I tell the staff? Should I hide it?’
Well, the gentleman opted for the latter. He tries kick his droppings underneath of an ice cream refrigerator, of all places.
However, whether it was the poo’s moistness or the man’s heavy footing, he ends up smearing the shit across the floor like a brush stroke – not exactly Art Attack, is it?
When the staff member arrives at the counter to assist the gentleman with his shopping, the culprit appears to act completely innocent, gesturing to the clerk as if he doesn’t know where it came from. Think McLovin when he drops the beer in the liquor store in Superbad.Marathon Man Craps HimselfAsiaWire
The supermarket, based in the district of Karasu in the north-western Turkish province of Sakarya, is yet to comment on the video.Marathon Man Craps Himself
Naturally, people online aren’t pleased by the man’s faecal antics. One person wrote: ‘Has this man no shame? Dirty Git.’ Another wrote: ‘Feel bad for the cashier but that got a laugh out of me. How gross.’Man Hit So Hard He Craps Himself
If you’re caught in a situation like this, take the five minutes of shame – don’t hide it under the ice cream.
If you have a story you want to tell send it to UNILAD via [email protected]Man Craps Himself
After graduating from Glasgow Caledonian University with an NCTJ and BJTC-accredited Multimedia Journalism degree, Cameron ventured into the world of print journalism at The National, while also working as a freelance film journalist on the side, becoming an accredited Rotten Tomatoes critic in the process. He’s now left his Scottish homelands and taken up residence at UNILAD as a journalist.Man Craps Himself Running
*The Sun
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